Two rules to a man becoming a Jehovah's Witness.
Rule 1: Give the WTS your brain.
Rule 2: Give the WTS your dick.
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So Your Husband Is Thinking of Becoming A Jehovah's Witness
by LoisLane looking for Superman ini want to share with you, things your husband can demand from you, because, well he is the man and you are not.
i don't know if you have read about jw's sex lives and what is allowed and isn't.. no oral for anybody.
no masturbation for anybody.
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So, You Have a PURPOSE...
by Satanus inwt would have you believe that having a purpose in your life makes you superior, the grander the purpose, the better you are.
on the other hand, people without purposes are losers and deserve death soon at wt gods hands or lightening bolts or whatever.. well, there are a lot of animals who have purposes.
are those animals better than purposeless humans?
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I have a special purpose.....but, everytime I try to tell someone about it they call me a Jerk.
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Okay kids!!I need prayers, karma, or good thoughts
by mouthy ini went to shut my door ( it has ice in the ledge) i shoved it with my side ugh!!!.
if i laugh or cough i near die with pain.i went to the hospital for xrays.
it is a torn muscle.
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Poor dear.....torn muscles are very painful and take awhile to heal. Get well Mouthy.
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Time for a woman pope.
Less power and less money, but what the hell Oprah's game.
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Making the congregations pay for invitation printing
by Rattigan350 inthe memorial and district convention invitations have a space for each congregtion to put their local information on them.. the congregations then have to foot the bill, many times it is the service overseer personally, for the printing on them.. some print labels and the congregation puts them on, others print with their laser printer and wear them out.. at first the paper was so poor that the particles would destroy laster printers and make a dust storm.
commercial printers hated that paper.. the society should have a variable data printing system since they know the times of the memorial and convention for each congregation and they should print that while they print the initial invitation.. think if it, 12,000 congregations in the usa multipled by $50 on average cost to print or label each congregation's amounts to $600,000.
do that twice a year for 7 years and that is $8.4 million dollars.
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The WTS is so cheap......that if the time ever comes the GB will make them pay for their own koolaid.
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Rumored front runner for the open Roman Catholic Pope job.
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How the new light on the domestics may backfire on the Watchtower Society
by yadda yadda 2 inthe new light is a bit of give and take by the gb.
they have taken upon themselves the title of the faithful and discreet slave, in exchange for pushing the 'appointment over all of his [christ's] belongings' out into the future, and also in exchange for allowing the earthly class to be counted as 'domestics'.
the gb can now totally lord it as kings over the flock in exchange for having "dignified" them by including them as domestics.
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......did they not say: " A SMALL NUMBER OF BROTHERS at HEADQUARTERS, when ACTING TOGETHER are the F&DS" ?
Which brings up an interesting question. When the Govening Body meets to vote on some new light toxtrine change, and request holy spirit to guide them...... are GB members who vote in the minority against the new light still considered part of the F&DS? With this new light it would seem a GB member could go back and forth between being part of the F&DS and not being part of the F&DS.
This is bat-shit crazy level cult stuff.
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How the new light on the domestics may backfire on the Watchtower Society
by yadda yadda 2 inthe new light is a bit of give and take by the gb.
they have taken upon themselves the title of the faithful and discreet slave, in exchange for pushing the 'appointment over all of his [christ's] belongings' out into the future, and also in exchange for allowing the earthly class to be counted as 'domestics'.
the gb can now totally lord it as kings over the flock in exchange for having "dignified" them by including them as domestics.
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IMO.......this won't cause much backfire. The vast majority of dubs still in, are "all in", so to speak. These changes and variations in JW doctrine are just a change in the menu of their spirutual food.
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New Pope will be named Peter
by Monsieur ini remember reading somewhere in regards to a a 'prophet' of sorts who had predicted all the popes that have been chosen.. his 'prophecy' stated that the next pope (since benedict has resigned) would be the last before the 'end' would come.
his name would be pope peter.. let's see what happens.
we are suppose to know who the next pope will be before easter..
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Yes.....Peter will be the name of the new Pope. His full name will be His Holiness Pope Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.
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IS THERE PROOF THE GOVERNING BODY PREACH DOOR TO DOOR? Real Proof Please!
by ÁrbolesdeArabia ini heard very few if any, of the new members on the governing body actually go out in field service more than three hours a month.
is there a reason why the governing body would excuse themselves from the master's commandments?
jesus christ never said "spending time writing rules and regulations" was part of matthew 28. .
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Is a Jehovah's Witness going door-to-door really preaching? In reality you could go D2D all day long and just be telling people you are a JW, then spout some bible verse before getting the bum's rush from them. GB members would probably have similar results. There is probably the attitude that they did their share of D2D in their younger days, and religious publishing house corporation CEO's don't have time to be bothered by such inefficient nonsense.
